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现代好男人必看之扫屋秘笈

文:潼南县永康小学冯钦

东汉名臣陈蕃少时独居一室而院内龌龊,薛勤批评他:“孺子何不洒扫以待宾客?”陈蕃答道:“大丈夫处世,当扫天下,安事一屋乎?”薛勤当即反驳:“一屋不扫,何以扫天下?”

吾以为,大丈夫若只扫一屋,何能安天下。然中华大地,人才辈出,能安天下者,寥寥无几,我辈焉能安天下,故无数好男人只能望天下而兴叹,做家庭煮夫,执帚扫屋矣。

吾扫屋有十余年,换过拖帕若干,用过方法无数(如跪地擦),效果皆不理想,常弄得地面水KUA水KUA(重庆方言,水垮水垮),娃儿跌倒就挨老婆打,苦不堪言。

书痴者文必工,艺痴者技必良,十年醉心扫屋,技艺大增,久病成良医,久扫有秘笈,天下扫屋之好男人同病相怜,故现此秘方,详解如下,以解扫地之苦。

工具:胶扫帚一把,刀片一张(市面有售,两元十张)。

方法:用扫帚扫地,发现地面有污垢之处,用刀片刮之再扫,隔天一扫,则地面如新。

此法简单可行,效果甚佳,众友不妨一试。

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